david blaine

[SHATOUSHKA]

anyone hate this guy more than me??


here's why:

ok, so all celeb magician/illusionists
have this certain 'arrogance' about them.
copperfield had it... blaine has it....
in fact, the only one i CAN'T think of
having it was *cough*zigfreidandroy*cough*...

anyway...
i reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally despise david blaine.

i especially despise his 'levitation' trick.
why might you ask???

because you always see people FREAKING out
about it... as if that is some sort of
confirmation that this dude is really floating.

what gets me... is that ITS A FREAKIN ILLUSION, FOLKS!!!

why do these people NOT get it??


*grumbles*

[AngelMax]

You're right...Daivd Blaine is very hateable.

I saw him in an interview on TV...All he did was stare at the presenter, and not even speak...silly man!

As for the "No editing" thing...yeah right! Lies, lies, lies.

Yes, I, too, hate David Blaine.

[TastinGood]

How do you even see David Blaine?

What sparked this topic?

I am confused.

Clear things up for me.

[TastinGood]

nd I dont mean how do you see him because he is invisible I mean how do you see him because the lack of TV and also how do you read this with the complete lack of punctuation

[SHATOUSHKA]

...uuuuuuuuummmm...

i HAVE the internet, ya know

[TastinGood]

So what does that mean?

Do you read the transcripts of his shows?

such as.....

"
David: 'Abbra Cadabbra'

*David Pulls 2 pigeons out of rear end*

Crowd: 'ooooh ahhhh'

*David Smiles at camera*

"

???

[SHATOUSHKA]

i didn't know david blaine smiled.

[TastinGood]

maybe he had a few beers

[SHATOUSHKA]

... maybe that's his next miracle...

[AngelMax]

...He'll be hovering there, just above a hundred-foot pole, surrounded by ice.....and the crowd looks on in amazement, as his cheeks rise, his mouth opens, and the teeth become apparant in a forced smile....the best illusion of all, eh!

Certainly would be his most impressive feat to date. [img]wink.gif[/img]